| 1. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| 2. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more
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| 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!Camper: It should, I practised all night!... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more
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| 11. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more
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| 12. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.... more
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| 13. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!... more
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| 14. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 15. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more
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| 16. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !... more
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| 17. | Category: Money jokes |
| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more
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| 18. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| 19. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more
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| 20. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for... more
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| 21. | Category: Answer me this jokes |
| Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?... more
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| 22. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Can you show me how to use the Internet?Id better - otherwise youll just go round and round in circles.... more
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| 23. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).... more
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| 24. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).... more
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| 25. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.... more
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| 26. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).... more
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| 27. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.... more
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| 28. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).... more
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| 29. | Category: Ethnic jokes |
| Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people... more
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| 30. | Category: Cannibal jokes |
| Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more
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