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| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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