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| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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