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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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