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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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