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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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