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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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