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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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