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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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