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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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