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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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