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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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