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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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