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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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