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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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