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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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