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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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