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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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