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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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