| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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