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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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