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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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