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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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