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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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