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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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