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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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