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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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