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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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