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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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