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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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