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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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