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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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