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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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