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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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