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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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