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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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