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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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