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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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