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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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