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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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