~10,000 jokes online! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 93   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us Copyright © hihi - jokes site