~10,000 jokes online! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 66   Joke: Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us Copyright © hihi - jokes site