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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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