~10,000 jokes online! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 98   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us Copyright © hihi - jokes site