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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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