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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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