| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call f... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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