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| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more
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