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| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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| Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four w... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more
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