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| Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"... more
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| Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!... more
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| Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!... more
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| Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."... more
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| Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.... more
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| Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!... more
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| Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.... more
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| Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.... more
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| yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.... more
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| Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".... more
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